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By jpmetz, October 6, 2011 7:18 am

Newest podcast! It’s free! jpmetz.com SUBSCRIBE to my podcast on iTunes! itunes.apple.com

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By jpmetz, April 8, 2011 2:12 am

I angrily and reluctantly show you creeps how to try to look like Britney Spears in the Til the World Continue reading 'BRITNEY TIL THE WORLD ENDS Makeup Tutorial'»

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By jpmetz, March 4, 2011 7:16 am

I wasted $140 so i can meet a buncha losers on a dating website recently. Here is my rant! PLEASE Continue reading 'Dating Websites SUCK'»

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By jpmetz, November 6, 2010 12:58 pm

I wade through all of Emily Dickinson’s thoughtless drivel. these “poems” are terrible. www.facebook.com www.twitter.com www.districtlines.com

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By jpmetz, August 30, 2010 4:28 am

Classic children’s tale “The Giving Tree” by Shel Silverstein is a bunch of tripe. www.districtlines.com www.facebook.com www.twitter.com

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By jpmetz, August 14, 2010 4:51 am

I review disturbing children’s book Bear in Underwear by Todd H. Doodler www.twitter.com www.facebook.com

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By jpmetz, July 26, 2010 4:16 am

I review, mock and insult acclaimed children’s book “The I Love You Book” by Todd Parr. www.twitter.com

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By jpmetz, July 10, 2010 5:53 am

follow my new twitter www.twitter.com I angrily review The Perfect Gift by Rohan Henry. omfg this book sucked

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By jpmetz, June 4, 2010 6:33 am

I give helpful suggestions and makeup tips on how to look your best this summer www.twitter.com www.facebook.com

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By jpmetz, April 25, 2009 6:26 pm

I’m mad 24/7 even when I’m shopping for a new computer PS the voice in the background is my dad Continue reading 'at the friggin apple store'»