co-written and produced by www.youtube.com LYRICS: I’m JPMETZ I hate to rhyme I like to eat I do it all the days Breakfast lunch Even dinner Don’t hate on me Cuz I’m getting less fat I’m coast to coast LA, New York Nomming on chicken, Beef and pig I hate everyone In all places Of all shapes sizes And ethnicities I hate rhyming (YUP) Rhyming sucks (SURE DOES) If you like rhyming I give no cares (NOT ONE) I hate rhyming (UGH) Rhyming sucks (COME ON) If you like rhyming Oh well I’m at the top; Nothing better than me I’m as high As your eyes can look When I get mad, You’ll hear my roars, Cuz as they say: When it rains, it rains a lot And by the way, Poetry blows I hate all poets Like Edgar Allen Emily Dickinson, Maya AngeWHO? My lyrics are fresher Than they could ever make I hate rhyming (YUP) Rhyming sucks (SURE DOES) If you like rhyming I give no cares (NOT ONE) I hate rhyming (UGH) Rhyming sucks (COME ON) If you like rhyming Oh well So what did we learn In this magical song? Abracadabra I’m right, you’re STUPID Download my podcast the Advice Annex for FREE! jpmetz.com SUBSCRIBE to the Advice Annex on iTunes for FREE! itunes.apple.com VLOG CHANNEL youtube.com/kickinggeese MS CHANNEL youtube.com/jpmetzhasms FACEBOOK www.facebook.com TWITTER www.twitter.com TUMBLR ihategeese.tumblr.com